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Cowboy Oysters

The act of T-Bagging someone who is asleep and then Whooping or Yee Hawing like a cowboy to wake them up. A similar act, Cowgirl Clams is the same act but a girl vagbagging the victim.
Terry was quite mad when he woke up with a start to find that Bob was giving him some Cowboy Oysters.
by Greennight October 31, 2011
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Auction Cowboy

A person who looks at legal goods and pays for as many as 50 items. He goes to an auction and makes 3x.
You need $50 to cover the rent? Call an auction cowboy.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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The Cowboy Hat Rule

Put simply, if you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy
“I saw Jamie wearing a guys hat when she was out on the town the other day
“You know the cowboy hat rule - you wear the hat, you ride the cowboy”
by ClassyKit November 12, 2023
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cowboy

A bounty hunter.
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive
Cowboys are coming to catch an outlaw they need no warrant to enter a premises they suspect is harboring a fugitive
by Trinity of the six January 10, 2024
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The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
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cowboy butts drive me nuts

A statement one would make if they are attracted to cowboys with nice butts.
Ya know, I never really used to be into southern boys, but ever since I visited Texas for about a week with my friend Sabrina, I can honestly say that "cowboy butts drive me nuts"
by 19dorama73 January 25, 2024
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Reverse cowboy scissor

When a guy and girl scissor with a double sided dildo but the guy is in reverse because, well his hole is in the back.
My girlfriend refused to peg me so I opted for the reverse cowboy scissor.
by TangTime April 9, 2023
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