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Crack Diving

When two single beds are pushed together to create a double bed with a crack down the middle, to crack dive is to spend the night in the crack.
Don't worry guys, I'll go crack diving tonight.
by spoonjar August 22, 2017
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Crack On.

Australian slang term for ‘proceed or progress quickly’.
Meaning: ‘Lets start the job’ or ‘lets finish this off’
“Alright guy’s, breaks over, lets crack on.”
“Ok, everyone kitted up? Let’s crack on!”
By Jayce
by Mr_Fitz February 20, 2018
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crack life

A Mod for Half-Life That made Black Mesa, Into Black Meat and made it More Retarted than usual with Black People with big ass Afro's.Security Guards are Russian or Serb's.

This Mod also exists in the game Black Mesa but its more wackier thanks to the graphics.

Heres the Weapons:
(I'm listing the Weapons from the Black Mesa mod)
Gun Slot #1
ANAL FISTING (Fists or the Crowbar its pretty cool)
Gun Slot #2
Pingas (a literal Penis, The Glock)
Finger Gun (The Magnum)
Gun slot #3 A "Normal" SMG (shoots extremely fast with 999 Bullets)
Shotgun (Just a normal shotgun but when you reload it goes FUCK!)
A "Normal" Crossbow (Also shoots extremely fast but in 50 shots)
Gun Slot #4
Nuke (really big Missile and the Explosion is very "Great")
Tau (A normal tau but when you Charge it, It plays "Everybody get on the floor!Everybody walk the dinosaur!" But every half second the pitch goes faster)
Doritos (the Alien Grunts weapon, This gun is pretty OP it can even kill you.It also shoots Unholy Fast)
DO NOT USE (Basically the Gluon Gun but with the Power of your hand)
Gun Slot #5
Mentos and Pepsi (Yeet a Mentos mint into the Pepsi and throw the Pepsi)
Laser Tripwire (Nothing happens)
Communism (Grab a Exploding Hazard Banana, And yeet it off.you can throw as many as you want then push the Trigger to Activate all of them)
Sargent Hartman (when you Select it it Immediately says "DO YOU SUCK DICKS" it also says this when you throw it and when it tries to attack anything.)
Just wait when Desinc Plays Crack Life
by A Jude October 31, 2019
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CRACK-SPARROW

THE GOD OF A CULT THAT CONSUMES 3 TONS OF CRACK EVERY RITUAL
CRACK-SPARROW YOYOYO
by GHETTO BRET BALLS March 31, 2021
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arse crack ya

when a male or female puts there index finger down the crack of there arse then rubs it under the nose of there victim, releasing the sweaty stench
dont be so mean, or i'll arse crack ya!
by matthew sopp April 24, 2007
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pippy crack

A cute way to say "cunt" without saying cunt!
My Pippy crack stinks, but I dont care! My Pippi Crack stinks, but I dont care! cause I dont wear any underwear!
by Erik da man January 11, 2008
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whaddup crack

a form of greeting used to address somebody

similar to "Hello friend."
The door opened and to my amazement it was Ellis.

"Yo, whaddup crack? How ya been, mate?" Ellis quickly asked.
by cjracer20 February 24, 2009
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