Mantua Closet Monster

when in a drunken stupor, you piss/shit in the closet.

"Why the hell are my shirts wet? Oh, God, the SMELL! Who the fuck let loose the Mantua Closet Monster?"

by lil ralphie February 4, 2010

cheesin in the closet

cheerful homosexuality, often performed in a secretive manner

I swear, if those guys aren't fruiting around they're cheesin in the closet.

by retsehcmai January 24, 2009

Closet Killer

A fan of the band The Killers, but doesnt tell anybody because he or she feels that they would be mocked listening to them.

i heard that Hardcore Jenny is afraid to tell everyone she loves The Killers music. She is so a Closet Killer.

by FSU Austin January 21, 2007

closet lovers

Originating from the latin word.. close..juuusstt jokin! means people who are going out but only are sexual behind closed doors. Or two people who are intimate but dont tell anyone. Like a closet eater.but a lover...

Ex: Billy and sally are closet lovers because they only fuck in her room.

by shaniquah May 13, 2005

The Closer

With a girl who wants to help...but not help Finish....take things into your own hands until shortly before release, take her hand and place it back on "the mound" for last few and final tosses, till she gets the Save!

The Closer

by Dirtboyaf October 9, 2010

be in the closet

dont live gay openly

be in the closet

-maybe hes not in the closet?
- right maybe keith likes you as well but hasnt the heart to tell you so..

by sombody87 April 10, 2009

Closet Racist

Someone, usually white, who is racist but will never come out publically about it because they are afraid. They tend to say the N word outloud when alone, and derive pleasure from picking on minorities. Though they would never confront a black person using racist lingo, they may act out their oppressed behavior in racist blogs or by tattooing a swastika on a region that can be hidden with casual clothes.

Jake is a closet racist, did you read his blog?

by Marcy May November 10, 2009