A California Hot-Pocket is is something one guy gives another -- he pushes a ripe, peeled avocado up a dude's ass and fucks him until he has a cumgasm and makes guacomole, and then makes the guy eat it.
by USAF Cadet December 30, 2020
AKA Rocket fuel.Coffee so powerful a few cups of it will allow you to drive to California and back without sleep. Usually homebrewed adding more scoops of coffee grounds than usual to the pot.
by Red_Baron November 17, 2008
The art of squatting over your partner, placing your balls in their mouth a`la teabagging and the proceeding to shit on their neck.
by D_Bag November 03, 2007
The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.
by DiZhavano March 03, 2018
City in Orange County. Mostly all white, upperclass. Filled with 40 year olds who look 20 thanks to monthly botox injections. Kids' first cars are BMWs that they use to drive to gorgeous beaches everyday after school. Perfect weather, natives feel its the center of the world. Quite "the bubble."
by mike rosh October 28, 2006
The act of jizzing in ones hand and then using the cum to beat off your friends cock. Usually the person is gay or your just both really horny.
Nick D.: I am horny but i have no girl friend.
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)
Bobby: Me to.
Nick D.: Lets California cum fuck.
Bobby: What!?
Nick D.: I will whack off and jiz in my hand then give you a hand job.
Bobby: OK but keep it quite.
Nick D.: OK here we go.
(splat)
by kittylitter123 September 14, 2009
by Mahalien January 26, 2022