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Motherfucked The Boss

This is when you hate your life because you hate your job. Typically this is a result of hating your boss and you often find that you rant and rave about how he should be dead or in jail. So what do you do? You secretly invite his mother to the office on Mother’s Day and sneak into his office and have the dirtiest sex imaginable. Fingers in the ass...everything. But then the job isn’t done. Once you send her on her way you shit in his pencil drawer at his desk. Big steamer.

Time to wrap up. Quietly tiptoe out of there and punch that time clock. You’ve accomplished all you’re getting done today.
“Hi, Deanna?” It’s Jim from the front desk. Listen your son can’t talk right now, he’s in a meeting. But Happy Mothers Day! Why don’t you come to the office.”

...then you proceed to step on her face while you bend her over the desk...

“That was amazing, why don’t you go clean up. I’ll be right there.”

Steer clear of the office for a little while boys. I just did us all a solid and Motherfucked The Boss . You mind punching me out? I need a cigarette.
by Larry and Rex and Benny February 4, 2020
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Big Boss

An individual of superiority. A legend, “Chad” or beast of a person. Contrary to the “Little Boss
I wish I could be like Jordan. He’s definitely a big boss.”
by Mr. Octavious July 6, 2022
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what a boss

Guess what guys i have bellyrolls! What a boss Albert
by TyroneUWU December 6, 2023
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Drift Boss

1: A Video Game
2: When someone in a gang, particularly a gang leader, a 'boss', pulls a drive-by on a homeless person or a random person.
Tenasha: "Did you see the gang leader hit that Drift Boss on the local Homeless Man."
Tasha: "Da."
by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 13, 2024
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Keare aka. Der Boss

He is very wise and loves feets!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG,dieser weiße Keare aka. Der Boss
by kvt January 2, 2017
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hitler boss fight

a hitler boss fight is when youre fighting hitler. this is not a metaphor.
Knight: Holy fuck, this Hitler guy is pretty strong!

this is an example of a hitler bossfight

hitler boss fight is
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The Boss Ross

The Boss Ross is when before you engage in coitus you spit in her belly button, then proceed to never call him/her again.
Wow you really pulled The Boss Ross on her eh ethan?
by Cornhubbin January 19, 2023
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