The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018

by Blargler May 26, 2025

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014

by vikingbj June 17, 2022

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025

Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022

by Sprinks December 27, 2019
