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Blowjob Roberts

The infamous late-80's televangelist who scammed money out of people by telling them that The Great One was gonna "smite him" if he didn't receive a certain number of "oral sessions" from his viewers.
As much debauchery and graphic sexual language is freely bandied about in the Bible, it's no wonder that there are now so many "Blowjob Roberts" characters around --- dudes who solicit sexual acts/relations from ordinarily-celibate/unwilling gals (think Warren Jeffs) by packaging their requests as "fulfillment of religious obligations"... yuck!!!
by QuacksO July 22, 2018
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Eggy Blowjob

The act of giving a blowjob while holding two boiled eggs in your mouth.
Come on I've already boiled the eggs, just give me a Eggy Blowjob
by Blargler May 26, 2025
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fifty-candle blowjob

A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 5, 2014
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viking blowjob

when you suck a dick and braid their pubes with your tongue
by vikingbj June 17, 2022
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Daddy blowjob

Where a girl's daddy hits you up side the head, and that's the first blow. Then he hits you in the gut, and that's the second blow. Then he proceeds to beat the ever loving shit out of you. And that's a daddy blowjob.
He doesn't like that daddy blowjob he got.
by Olan101 January 4, 2025
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Barbed wire Blowjob

When a girl with braces has a siezure while giving you a blowjob
Guy1: yeah this girl with braces was giving me head and then had a siezure ripping my dick apart
Guy2: damn bro you got a barbed wire blowjob
by Primitivebean March 15, 2022
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Blowjob

Is a mouth hug (The most essential hug from a woman that she can give!)
When they insert the penis into their mouth
(Mouth hug) Blowjob
by Sprinks December 27, 2019
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