Bird duty

Always on the lookout for females

My homie and I were on bird duty at the pool

by Young bird watchman October 10, 2019

Bird City

A City with Girls that Have No goals no morals Sluts with Big old Butts ....Birds

Worcester Mass Is Full Of Birds Bird city

by Joe Gager May 24, 2013

Bird dogging

When a woman does not wear a bra, her nipples are pointing like a bird dog.

Did you see that girl, she was bird dogging!

by HungryLike January 27, 2022

clumsy bird

Clumsy bird - a disabled bird who can't fucking fly and has no fucking legs, the most frustrating game on the fucking planet. A bird who hits logs on the fucking head and falls straight to the motherfucking floor. An asshole bird who gets you to consistently keep tapping to make him fly. He is also blind as a motherfucking bat!

"Hey bro you played clumsy bird?"

"Don't even get me started on that bullshit"

by MonsterEnergy<333 February 13, 2014

jo-bird

1.) Tiny, bald, pink, baby birds. Word used to describe the unique degree of ugliness that only a baby bird can achieve.

2.) A woman who, when speaking, sounds like the annoying squeaking of a baby bird.

Guy 1: Man, that new born jo-bird is so ugly, it's making my eyes bleed!

Guy 2: Yeah, and this dumbass brunette jo-bird is making my EARS bleed, dawg!

by Joanna and Sami January 4, 2008

big bird

The big middle finger

I was so pissed at this man so I gave him the big bird.

by Clinker March 7, 2008

Bird Watcher

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.

That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.

by Spaceman Sobchak November 7, 2011