ear beat

The annoying beat of your heart as felt through you ears on your pillow at night when you are trying to get to sleep.

For the paranoid amongst us - the ear beat can be the difference between a healthy night's sleep, or a night of panic induced "shit, that doesn't sound right" ery!!

It is also very easy to get entranced by the whole "ear beat" and those musically minded people may start playing beat games which will ultimately only ever lead to the worst of all things when trying to go to sleep - an active mind and a guaranteed crap nights sleep
annoyed female in morning: Get out of bed you lazy sod

man: Sorry, awake all night listening to the ear beats

or,

Hey Pete, I just couldn't get enough of those ear beats last night but man am i now tired!!
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Beating on that butter

A person who’s busting a nut, or a massive kiss ass
“Damn Kathryn, does he beat on his butter for you?”

“What?”
“Does he kiss ass to you?”
“Totally, he’ll be beating on that butter tonight “
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beat the bushes

A car driving fast down the road to draw out police.
The club sent a decoy down the highway to "beat the bushes " so they could race without smokey.
by SweetW April 23, 2016
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Beat-A-Thon

1) When you have a marathon of fuckin, followed by more fuckin and then you fuck some more. Usually involves beating no jimmy aka bareback.

2) When you invite girls over and expect them to have sex all night long, like a marathon of fuckin. So much sex, you have to stretch so you don't pull a muscle
Example 1:
Jake: "Why do you look so tired Kyle?"
Kyle: "I had Paige over last night, we had a beat-a-thon. I'm so exhausted now"

Example 2:
"All the guys are ready for a beat-a-thon, and no one brings jimmys"
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christ beat

constantly try to sell another on christ
john was a great guy when he wasn't trying to christ beat you
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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beat slut

A girl who's had a long history of sexual partners and has a floppy worn out vagina. You can just tell it's best if she keeps her legs closed, because we don't want another ebola outbreak.

Often times their urine can be classified as on par with radioactive waste from Fukushima and Nagasaki.

Basically, if you take a swab of her mouth, you find the DNA of 20 random guys.
"Hey have you met Adelia yet?"
"Yeah, she's a real beat slut. I couldn't feel my legs after I sat in a chair after her."
by Big nasty corn daddy March 07, 2016
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beat city

Completely worn out, dead, kicked, lame, etc, needing to be replaced.

Stems from the term "beat", used to describe a bowl of marijuana that can't be hit again.
I'm 24, I still live with my parents, and they grounded me for leaving the garage door open yesterday. It's beat city.
by mathwizard420 May 14, 2010
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