Human: We should help that person, the car has an open hood.
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.
(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶
Alien: Idiot, you don’t have green blood.
(Noise like communicating via energetic powers).
Human: What the hell?
Alien: (looking furious at human because human is asking ?)
Human: 😶
by MariaGuadalupe August 7, 2019
Get the Open Hoodmug. by Im/Him190 May 3, 2023
Get the Open Mindedmug. (V) A sex move to where someone inserts a large dildo into another person’s asshole and violently shakes it around in all directions until the diameter of the asshole grows by 4 inches or more.
Jimmy: “Why is Jenny walking so funny?”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
Johnny: “I showed her The Can Opener last night. Bitch will never walk right again.”
by InsertDisgustingNameHere December 2, 2022
Get the The Can Openermug. The act of tampering with a pack of cigarettes by removing the tobacco cigarettes and replacing them with herbal ones, typically in an effort to scam a mate.
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
Originating from Townsville, circa 2021
“How’d you get all that cash mate?”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
“Yeah nah just did some open dart surgery and made off with $30”
by pojke June 4, 2022
Get the open dart surgerymug. by Strowbyca March 15, 2024
Get the bank will open again next weekmug. Monica Blewinsky has ample and really-luscious lips, and so said smoochy "job-opening" must have been really tempting to many other guys besides Slick WIllie!
by QuacksO August 4, 2025
Get the job-openingmug. by Rapiddescent April 22, 2021
Get the Half open pocket knifemug.