Blasteroid

Noun
Refers to a gun (preferably a pistol of some kind) of unusual size; A blaster on steroids; A Big Fucking Pistol; pistols of caliber/millimeters larger than .50/12.7mm.

Man, that’s a serious blasteroid… That poor dude’s torso is gone!

by The Real Real John Doe September 22, 2022

Blasterous

"Shining bright and violently in your face"

" a face blast that's shining brightly

Vinny the moon looks blasterous tonight man"

by Outsideonthacorner July 2, 2023

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to be at her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

Blasternating

Verb. Occurs when somebody royally f#cks his or her self by putting another individual on blast when they had no business what-so-ever telling Anybody at all a truth told to them in secret!

Karen wasn't invited to the party because last time she came she kept blasternating Amanda and Amanda's going to beat her loose tongued ass if she sees her because she told everybody that Amanda had a huge black dildo in her purse.

by Fanny Fatter from Frittersvill April 19, 2025

Blasters

Synonym for fingers used while pleasuring a woman.

You gonna fingerblast any ladies tonight?

I don’t have any plans to use the blasters but you never know what can pop up.

by Jpv25 September 18, 2025

Astro Blasters

A game in which only boys can play. Two or more boys jerk off and the first to ejaculate is the winner. A popular game among Football players. You always wondered about the star football player, well you didn't know he was also an Astro Blasting champ too, did you?

On the way back from an away football game, four of the guys played Astro Blasters in the back of the bus. Go figure, Chris would win.

by That Guy Did It.. March 22, 2011

Beef blasters

A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.

Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off

by Step Dorren June 11, 2020