Austin Stogsdill

A fucking hot ass guy that you would fuck at all cost. This guy is so sexually attractive that you would do anything to get with them

Austin stogsdill is so hot holy shit

by voidrawa April 29, 2023

Austin Tripp

A FLAWLESS FUCKING TURTLE WHO'S BEST FRIEND IS A FABULOUS UNICORN.

Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.

by Austin Tripp May 13, 2014

austin

normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)

Austins a bitch

by chin397 October 5, 2021

Austin

Austin. Austin is a snake. 🐍. He is the worst person I have ever met. He treated my friend like shat and was so mean. Every Austin I have met was crusty, and rude!

Austin was being crusty today!

by Stanky DooDoo July 27, 2020

Austin

your local car guy and can name out any car just by the head lights

he's doing the austin again

by XEMPTED April 23, 2024

Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 14, 2025

Austin

A guy who doesn't listen to you when you give him real advice. He tends to go the way he wants to with his choices rather than whats best. May cheat on you so beware!

Did you hear that Austin cheated AGAIN?

by TheAudacityYouHave February 28, 2022