jean is honestly the sexiest bitch on the planet. hes so handsome with his fuckboy glasses, to his braces, to his fluffy hair. i could stare at him for hours on end without ever getting bored. theres something special and mesmerizing about him. from his chubby cheeks, to his pretty style, to his drippy style (dayum i got bars 🤑) if you asked me what’s my favorite part about him, i couldn’t honestly pin point what part. the reason why, is the fact i love everything about him. words can not explain how deeply i feel towards him. he may not think this, but to me he’s truly perfect. every flaw he thinks he may have, all i see is pure perfection. he’s not only my boyfriend, but my best friend, my comfort, my future husband 😍, my safe haven, but he’s also my everything. (hes also my personal roblox youtuber 🤑🔥) i never thought i would ever be so obsessed with someone, if it means spending the rest of my life with him, i wouldn’t change a single thing. meeting your soulmate on insta is crazy, but look back i honestly regret nothing. i love you so much,my love. (i thank Top Gun everyday for this 🙏)
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by valorinlovesjean March 30, 2023
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Mark: Yo what happened to that girl you were with last night?
Jack: She was hella toxic so I had to give her the Billy Jean!
Mark: That’s gnarly bro
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Mark: That’s gnarly bro
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Get the Skinny jeans mug.Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
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