bumpy pickle

1. When your penis is so covered in genital warts, its no longer able to to identified as a penis.

Wow, did you see Jeff's bumpy pickle!

by BlackDaddy December 03, 2014

morning pickle

When you wake up and find out where the cucumber went last night.

I lost my cuke at some point in the night and woke up later only to find out that I now have a morning pickle

by Jdl142 July 03, 2018

pickled kumquat

An attention seeking loser who tries to one up their superiors by rapidly trying to match or beat artificial facebook quizzes.

Lindsay Lohan is such a pickled kumquat.

by TitsMagee582 May 29, 2010

Pickle Grifter

A man who’s a familiar face at a Pickle Park. Usually known to local law enforcement.

Man why is that guy always over there lurking around in the woods?

Oh, David? He’s a pickle grifter. He’s always back there.

by musinon July 09, 2020

pickle gickle

the act of red horse man eating YOUR FACE thus creating the pickle gickle

your mom is a pickle gickle HAHAHAHa

by pickle gickle October 30, 2015

pickle wax

The cum that dries on your penis after masterbation; seman that is trapped around the head of a penis for prolonged periods of time

I didn't have time to get all the pickle wax off my dicka this morning

by dntlietokickit7 January 27, 2015

pickle oven

A vagina.

So, how's that new pickle oven working out?

by dnbfiend November 26, 2009