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hardcore gamer

A sorry excuse for a human being that spends way too much time sitting on their fat ass playing videogames, and no time drinking and getting pussy. If they have any friends, they are also hardcore gamers, and therefore also a disgrace to humanity.

Hardcore gamers can be spotted quite easily. They usually wear gay ass Atari and Nintendo shirts, and can usually be seen either alone or with a few other gamerqueers, playing Dungeons and Dragons (or whatever). They will never be seen with a female. Ever.

They are characterized by an extreme phobia of even thinking of talking to even an average looking girl, freakishly high test scores in math and science, no job, overweightness or obesity (although in some cases they are skinny little pencil pricks), and a tendancy to talk about the latest Star Trek episode.
by haji killa January 9, 2009
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war gamers

I checked out the new War Gamers today, god that Mohan is hilarious, and a great artist too!
by wargamerFan October 14, 2010
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weesa gamer

Un youtuber emergente che tratta di gaming e si maschera con occhiali da sole e cappellino
by Weesa Gamer June 16, 2014
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Girl Gamer

A Mythical creature that may or may not exist. If you ever meet a "girl gamer" they are most likely a dude pretending to be a female.
Man: "Yo i just met a girl gamer!"
Man 2: "No dude that is a trap."
Man 1: "Still hot."
by Omg_itsceline January 21, 2020
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Online Gamer

Online Gamer means to be a gamer and playing online but, also being beast at the game.
He is such a online gamer bro
by Online Gamer March 29, 2012
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gamer

TITCH! and JACK!
titch was gaming with jack on xbox live titch is a gamer
by Mrbeefyparkour April 2, 2009
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Gamer Porn

A Video Gamer's absolute favorite Video Game - The game can also be a guilty pleasure that no one, or very few people know about.
Mark: Metal Gear Solid 3 is my Gamer Porn. I can play it for hours - days even.

Jesse: I thought your Gamer Porn was Rumble Roses

Mark: Well it is, but if anyone asks you my Gamer Porn is Metal Gear Sold 3

Jesse: Noob.
by The Paradox January 1, 2008
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