July 22

National Titty Picture Day

Yo bro, it’s July 22, have your girlfriend send you a titty pic!

by hfrat04 July 22, 2024

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22 magnum

When hospitalizing someone with a .22 LR isnt enough, so you want to kill them, but your broke and can only afford 22 ammo, so the best option is 22 magnum.

Is actually better than a 9mm in cases where you care about capacity over stopping power, a s&w m&p in 22 magnum can actually hold 30 rounds.

Its not the most powerful deuce deuce cartridge however, that would go to the .22 hornet.

I just dumped 5 rounds of 22 magnum form my m&p on this noob XD, now i got enought money to afford a 9mm! But i prefer having 30 rounds on a pistol so fuck that! - Raleigh Crips Feild Marshall Tyrone McJamal Jordan (not an actual person)

by Slim Shady Did Nothing Wrong July 25, 2024

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January 22

National pop a titty day.

Chris: Hey guess what day it is.
Amanda: umm idk January 22?
Chris: Noo its pop a titty day!
Amanda: ohhhh cool I guess
Chris: nevermind.

by BrokeAristocrat January 22, 2023

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Samuel 22:28

You save the humble but your eyes are on the haughty to bring them low.

Hym "There it is! Samuel 22:28 You are monitoring and harassing people you think are too haughty. I'm not doing your religion and if you are doing it in the workplace it's both harassment and a violation of my first ammendment rights. Fuck your religion. Fuck your God. And fuck you. SHIN...'

by Hym Iam April 15, 2025

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April 22

If you were born on April 22, you’re not fun to be around. Your mostly mean, short, and make a lot of jokes about others that really hurt their feeling

Guess what.
What?

Todays April 22
Isn’t this the day a lot of disrespectful people are born
Yeah, watch out for anyone who is born on today

by Mr.Duckydagoat April 12, 2024

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