president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.
I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.
by MarkANator January 11, 2025
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No-Blowjob Day

Saturdays are sacred to the boys. Every other day of the week should have a free blowjob, because you are with a woman. If you have received one on Saturday you are either a traitor or a homiesexual
I think he is gay, he said he got a blowjob on Saturday which is No-Blowjob Day so he must be gay...
by Polo.boi June 26, 2020
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Blowjob Gaystrong

The fandom nickname of Billie Joe Armstrong, lead vocalist of Green Day.
1: Oh yeah, I really like Blowjob Gaystrong, he's my favourite member!
by VirgilTheDem April 10, 2023
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Middle Eastern BlowJob

A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
Her: wanna do some cock and ball torture??
He: nah I want a middle eastern blowjob
Her: OwO okay!
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
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puppet blowjob

when you give a handjob with a puppet
yo yo yo puppet blowjob
by the cum milker June 05, 2021
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Columbian blowjob

A blowjob where the penis is dipped and rolled in cocaine beforehand, and the blower gets to enjoy the pure Columbian
She used the product to give him a Columbian blowjob
by rpsychopath January 14, 2024
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Columbian blowjob

When you do a line a coke of of your partners dick and then blow them
She gave me a Columbian blowjob
by Julia lupercio August 31, 2015
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