Zambon

an extremely slutty yet stunningly sexy homosexual man who doesn't know anything. Also refers to an action gerally referred to as "slutty."

"He is such a Zambon! Look at him pull that Menard!"

by spongebobnopants March 15, 2003

zambo-flex

It's an adjective describing using super-human strength that you never thought existed until stuck in death-defying situations.

I got locked in a coffin and had to zambo-flex my way out.

by Brent Henderson July 3, 2009

Table Zamboni

The silver metal "sweeper" shaped in the form of a razor fish shell. In a fancy restaurant, the waiter will use this to pick up crumbs between courses.

Waiter pulls out the table zamboni.
Customer: "What the hell is that thing?"
Waiter: "It's a table zamboni."

by Hannahcupcake November 22, 2009

Zambonied

When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)

Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.

by MissScarFever February 23, 2020

Zambonian Death Leg Lock

A submission hold so strong, it can never be broken.

Matt had me in the Zambonian Death Leg Lock the other day...I couldn't break it!

by ShadowDeth February 5, 2008

zamboni

When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back then spreeds his seed copiously over her back. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. A similar effect can be reached by having expert aim to hit the exact spot where she can't reach...this variation is called the Ice Scraper.

That shits so thick she could deflect bullets off her back after the Zamboni was finished.

by unsavery January 6, 2006

Zambon

Italien surname...Pronounced as written

It is not people that sneak up on Catholic school girls cause as we all know it is them who sneak up on us!!!

The term homosexual can NOT to be applied to Zambons in general, as it is the personal preference of each Zambon what sexuality he/she would like to be.

Joe Zambon is not a gay who creeps up on catholic school girls

by Joedetic April 2, 2005