zamboni

What you do when you play Beer Pong or Beirut and the bottoms of the cups get wet to stop the cups from gliding on the table.

bro 1: "hey dude! I would have made that if there wasn't so much water under the cups!"

bro 2: "Yeah, whatever, man."

bro 1: "Zamboni that shit!"

by For The Bros December 19, 2011

zamboner

An erection that develops while, or as a result of, driving a zamboni.

While I was driving the zamboni, I had a zamboner.

It looks like he has a zamboner.

by Chern November 8, 2008

Wisco Zambo

Short for Wisconsin Zamboni, this act first requires any person performing to grow/acquire a moustache, a beautiful woman and inclement weather.
The task: Take said moustache into at least a windchill of -20F until it frosts over nicely. Second, have the beautiful woman lay naked somewhere close to your front door (i.e. bear skin rug by a fireplace). Finally, once moustache is sufficiently frozen proceed inside quickly, dive into her vaginal orifice, moustache first, and proceed to eat her out. If she melts all frozen substance off the moustache you will have performed a Wisco Zambo.

John "We were chillin' by the fireplace and I went outside to get a brewski, next thing you know I was giving her the Wisco Zambo!"

Stu "I wish I could grow a moustache!"

by G. Mitchell January 15, 2009

zambortion

The 1:16th scale, retarded love child between a Zamboni and a Street Sweeper. The Zambortion comes fully equipped with a retractible, flexible hose allowing its operator to perform abortions with a flick of the wrist, all the while never having to remove his fat ass from the built in toilet seat. The Zambortion is commonly found wherever there is a sidewalk and most importantly, direct visual contact with an extremely hot receptionist. While saline implants are not a requirement they will however, greatly increase your chances of an elusive Zambortion sighting.

Yo Yaz, I think the Zambortion driver is totally stalking you because he has been cleaning the same spot of sidewalk for like 5 hours. You better put the twins away before he jizzums!

by Yasmine's Stalker June 10, 2005

Zombo-Zebracalypse

Similar to a zombrocalypse but in which the zombies are not human undead, but zebra undead.

The world has been turned on its ass, and I'm out of carrots for the looming zombo-zebracalypse.

by Vance_Colvig June 10, 2008

Dr. Zomboss

A big brained zombie who pilots a giant robot to fight the plants. He still loses despite his own intellect, nobody knows why.

Dr. Zomboss rule them all

by Absolutionist April 16, 2021

Zomboy

Zomboy verb is the act of sampling or directly copying someone's musical work in a blatant way. The verb itself comes from the famous EDM producer Zomboy who is numerously reported to copy main elements from other famous producers' songs (like Skrillex, for example, or the Australian duo Knife Party)

Example 1:
- Dude! That's an awesome track you've made.. Mind if i zomboy it?
- What?

Example 2:
- Man, Zomboy's Terror Squad sounds like Skrillex's untitled DJ tool so much!
- Just Zomboy zomboying again..

by kiborkata May 3, 2014