Zodiac Signs

A dumb trend used by white hippies on tiktok to determine someone’s personality. Used by people who
Want to bring up their ego and inflat it some more.

Idiot 1: I’m a Capricorn. It said I’m going to be rich next year because of my hard work and ambition.

Smart guy: No your not. You sit in your parents house, watch porn. dumb fuck. Zodiac signs aren’t real.

by Bibi16 July 21, 2022

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Zodiac Stare

When someone has a look on their face that suggests they are about to, or have already, killed someone.

What you call a friend when they look pissed angry at you.

When someone has a thousand yard stare

Hey hank, quite giving me that zodiac stare, I only pissed on your shoes

Hey dude, hank has a mean zodiac stare if he gets pissed

by TheBiggieJ August 15, 2018

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zodiac sign

bullshit

"whats your zodiac sign?"
"that shit aint real honey"

by yurtness June 9, 2022

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Zodiac Killer

Ted Cruz, Texas senator

Did you vote for Ted Cruz?
No, he the zodiac killer

by Hedgehogg39 July 7, 2016

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Zodiacs

Something that doesn't create a personality type ❤️

Zodiacs are dumb asf

by Rainn.exe July 30, 2021

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Zodiac Coping

The process of someone using their zodiac sign in order to justify their (usually bad) actions and behaviour.

Person 1: I'm sorry, I am a leo--
Person 2: Stop Zodiac Coping! That won't change the fact that you screamed at me for telling you to clean up your room!

by PolyPixl09 February 13, 2022

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