Di-tonal Monk Tit Zerbert

A sexual act. Upon completion of coitus, the male participant nuzzles his mouth between the woman's breasts, and does a zerbert. Mouth contact must be maintained on both breasts so that each one emits a zerbert sound of a different tone, much like that of the di-tonal singing buddhist monks.

Girl: What the fuck you doin to my titties?

Guy: Just a di-tonal monk tit zerbert. Ohm!

by aardvark adventurecon May 30, 2011

zerber

To blow into the rectum of ones partner, generally done for pleasure.

She moaned in ecstacy when I bent her over and gave her a zerber.

by Cliff Burton December 11, 2006

Zerbet

When you blow on someones stomach eliciting a loud farting sound.

Justin Timberlake, "I gave Timbaland the biggest zerbet last night. He seemed to really enjoy it."

by dickwadloser April 5, 2009

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it is a little softer than you expected

Huh, that pickle was a little softer than I expected. I feel zjierb.

by Emmash February 15, 2021

zjierb

Zjierb or Zjierbness is the feeling you get when you bite into a pickle and it’s softer than you thought it was going to be.

The term was coined by BDG

“I feel Zjierb”

by EmoGayShit February 16, 2021

zjierb

Adj: dissatisfaction of biting into a un-crisp pickle

“Me and my friend shared a mutual feeling of zjierb with our fast food order”

by Ren_Dunker February 17, 2021

zjierb

That feeling when you bite into a pickle and it isn't as crunchy as you want it to be.

Person 1: hey could you grab me a pickle?
Person 2: naw, whenever I grab one it's always to zjierb for me.

by ThatPikaTho February 16, 2021