Zion 

1. Other word for: Untouchable ugly.

2. Ugliness in his highest level.

3. Wrath of God on one person.

Oh my god, Zion is here! hahahah!

Zion by Last resort December 23, 2004

Zion 

A masculine name

Friend- what is Zion? Me-Hold up pig fuckers and dick lickers this shit is no hill in the fairyland of Jerusalem but a fucking name. Holy shit niggers did you just fuck yourself in the ears, of fuck no you didn't you just heard right it's a name. Only bout ten badass big dicked motherfuckers have this name and that must men they're pretty cool.

Zion by Massivebulge December 17, 2014

zion 

alien vigy

zion by blaise June 13, 2003

zion 

a rock 'n' roll star sure to take over the world

a lesbian or just plain rock 'n' roll star !

zion by miss vicky slutter September 3, 2004

Zion 

A total weirdo freak living in Catonsville. He thinks he is a ghetto ass wigger so he goes to Arbutus and loves to talk to people with eccentric names like "Tuesday" and "Tabatha". Also converses with Random Ass Guys.

"Z" gurl ill shank the ho
"T"gurl i will get deltries on you!
"Z"gurl dont make me rip out you weave gurl
"T"BItch i will fuck you up gurl
"Z" gurl stop trifuling

Random Ass Guy "Nigga Wassup!"
Zion "Nothin! Wassup ma Homenigga!"
RAG "Nigga ma ho be skankin up ma room on friday!"
Zion "What that bitch do again! I told u she was a ho"
RAG "Well, turns out she hass balls! Who knew!"
Zion "Me!"
RAG "Bitch!"

Zion by Bitchtard75 January 1, 2012

Zion 

A place in paradise

The forest looked like zion

Zion by Zion malachi immanuel williams December 8, 2019

Zion 

A Zion is a guy with H U G E anxiety so he only stays inside, at first he is really shy but if you have the same interests as him he will soon warm up to you.

He doesn't really do anything except stay at home but he's a really swell guy who can make you laugh whenever with the jokes he thinks up on the dot and if someone else says it he silently pouts about it.

He easily gets angry and when he's wrong he doesn't back down but makes a joke or an excuse so they can move onto a different topic.

Overall a great guy friend

Definitely not written by a guy named zion

Zion by Otaku_oak April 25, 2020