you lay across two chairs then someone below you sticks a penis up your ass then you stick your penis on a person on top of you's ass. You must maintain constant insurtion, thus making it look like a piston of a car.
by Rim Dad Toucher March 6, 2011
Get the Zimbabwe Piston mug.A sex act. Although details are widely disputed, the Zimbabwean Bologna queef is when a man's foreskin is pulled back by use of the eyelids.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
The word queef was used in the name due to similarities in fluttery splurft sounds, or so allege many of the leading experts.
Few claim the eyelid strength to successfully complete such an endevour.
There is said to be a mystical dojo atop mt. Fuji, where grueling and rigorous training prepares one for the life achievement of a proper Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
As if he wasn't surprised enough after 'the hook' I made him smell chloroform and woke him up from the prison party with a Zimbabwean Bologna queef.
by Bonknob November 5, 2013
Get the Zimbabwean Bologna queef mug.A special place within someone, a state of bliss. Often reffered to when people are talking about how high they were or are.
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Get the zambizi mug.by ZaraBennett March 20, 2021
Get the zimister mug.Coming from the word Zombie, but much more frightening, a zambie comes from a rare species of vlampire, they live off the taint licking of human beings just like the tlampire but the zambie is much more incogneto and can attack in many ways that both the vlampire and tlampire cannot. The ratio is currently 34:1 (meaning 34 zambies to 1 human being) it is quite disturbing.
1. with the attempt of an attack of a zambie, ninja steve used the blood of a vlampire to destroy it.
by Ninja "Mahogany Belt" Steve November 8, 2006
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It's 11pm, my girlfriend is turning into a Zambie... she'll start texting me nonsense any minute now
by Nizzlelicious January 8, 2015
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