new zealand zest

ejaculate; cum; jizz

Can be added to the food of someone you dislike. Note that this act is probably illegal.

"I just finished a handjob and topped off my dickhead roommate's dinner with some new zealand zest.

by Marcanus Aurelius December 10, 2015

Zest Muffin

Someone who is zesty in denial

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin

by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023

Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023

zest fest

The definition of someone named Noah Patzer

*Noah doing anything*

Jasmene: he's such a zest fest

by lil tecca52 September 13, 2023

zest fest

zest fest is when a guy is so zesty, that its a festival of zestyness at this point. hes basically just homosexual

holly hell its a zest fest with all these fags

by dndk.ne October 20, 2023

funky zest

marijuana.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up".........
"bring the skunk and I'll hit the funky zest..."

by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

Zest

feeling or arousing sexual excitement.

My friend was really zest from talking to all of the women flirtatiously at the party yesterday.

by Iverson Dior December 8, 2020