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Yoda Syndrome

The syndrome of getting your sentences muddled when under pressure or being made nervous, so one sounds like Yoda from Star Wars i.e. when a person you are attracted to starts talking to you.
Josh: Hey Mandy, What you doing this weekend?
Mandy: Going mum with shoppin at the mall.
Josh: What?
Mandy: (Gets embarrased)I totally have Yoda Syndrome
by Auntyherbs March 8, 2007
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Scratching Yoda Behind The Ears

Masturbation (male)
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
by Antony Collett September 1, 2005
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Yodal

Another way of saying "hello" that will impress your friends, family and present company.
In a conversation...
"Yodal, how is one today?"
by Katie Gee September 22, 2008
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Yoda Cam

Pornographic camera view showing the dick going into the pussy from underneath.
Dude, check the puss in the yoda cam view.
by EROCK83 March 24, 2009
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yoda bong

A yoda bong is a game.

When your parents find something that they THINK is yours but cant prove it is yours so they leave it somewhere to see if you take it.

Comes for the ancient Syria myth of the city of Cowper where the Queen Jennytalia found a bong shaped like yoda in the alley next to their house and believed it to be her sons. It was not her sons but she left it next to the bin for weeks and weeks temping the sons stoner friends. The temptation got too much and the bong was taken! At that time the Queens son was frowned upon...but he was actually innocent. The moral is of the flaw in the Yoda Bong
Dude 1- why is the porn that i leave hidden behind the toilet in the garbage?

Dude-2 I have a bad feeling about this

Dude 1- Man im taking this back

Dude 2- NO! ITS A YODA BONG MAN!!!
by Trevor "Wanker" Cowper April 5, 2009
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Puppet Yoda

Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.
by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019
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yoda

Small, green and wrinkled, uses the force to kick serious butt.
by Admiral Justin March 5, 2003
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