Thunderbird Wine

a tasty tasty high octane swill made especially to control the afro american population.

Thunderbird Wine:

‎"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"

by knssilm January 03, 2012

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 26, 2017

wine mouth

When you have been drinking a large amount of red wine and it stains the inside of your mouth. Can also mean when you have been drinking a lot of wine and you can not talk properly anymore.

I can tell you've been drinking, you have wine mouth

by blackchola July 04, 2011

Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

by YAWA July 23, 2020

shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.

by juventedd March 23, 2016

Afro Wine

A somewhat sophisticated term for kool aid used in urban areas.

Dude: Girl why don't you come over tonight? I got 4 movies and a whole pitcher of afro wine.

Girl: What flavor?

Dude: Grape

Girl: Be over at 7

by LogicIsDope January 29, 2012

wine crime

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!

by MaMaGriM May 27, 2010