Thunderbird Wine

a tasty tasty high octane swill made especially to control the afro american population.

Thunderbird Wine:

‎"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"

by knssilm January 2, 2012

methodist wine

grape juice. originates from the fact that methodist churches use grape juice in place of wine.

pass me some methodist wine

by hurcha94 November 21, 2011

Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

by YAWA July 22, 2020

Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.

Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys

by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020

wine mouth

When you have been drinking a large amount of red wine and it stains the inside of your mouth. Can also mean when you have been drinking a lot of wine and you can not talk properly anymore.

I can tell you've been drinking, you have wine mouth

by blackchola July 6, 2011

Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017

shower wine

A bottle of wine consumed whilst in the shower.

Pretty sure I should cut down on my drinking because I just smashed a shower wine.

by juventedd July 13, 2016