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Thunderbird Wine

a tasty tasty high octane swill made especially to control the afro american population.
Thunderbird Wine:

‎"What's the word? Thunderbird!
What's the price? Fifty twice!
What's the reason? Grapes in season!
Who drinks the most? Them colored folks!
What's the reaction? Satisfaction!"
by knssilm January 2, 2012
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Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.
Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.
Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys
by Geoff Agnew May 22, 2020
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Chile Wine

When your broke ass takes your own bottle of wine in and establishment and then refills it from a box in the parking lot.
Let's go get some "chile wine" and bring it to our work so they just charge us the corkage fee
by CrazyWhiteGirl05 September 30, 2015
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wine mouth

When you have been drinking a large amount of red wine and it stains the inside of your mouth. Can also mean when you have been drinking a lot of wine and you can not talk properly anymore.
I can tell you've been drinking, you have wine mouth
by blackchola July 6, 2011
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Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.
I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.
by Chubby Pickle February 25, 2017
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Afro Wine

A somewhat sophisticated term for kool aid used in urban areas.
Dude: Girl why don't you come over tonight? I got 4 movies and a whole pitcher of afro wine.

Girl: What flavor?

Dude: Grape

Girl: Be over at 7
by LogicIsDope February 25, 2012
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