Hockey

A game for nerds.

"Oh my god. You like hockey? Nerd."

by omega yeet October 13, 2018

hockey

a sport that is played for three 20 minute periods at best and is equivalent to watching paint dry.

bill:dude r u going to watch the hockey game tonight?
Doug: naa, i spent the whole afternoon watching paint dry so i had my fill of excitement for today.

by hockeyhockeyhockey March 7, 2011

Hockey

a sport where you try to kiss your friends ex-girlfriends, the more you kiss the more points you get. At the end of the month the person who hooked up with the least amout of thier friends ex-girlfriends has to get the words "I'm a PUCK head" tattoed on their body.

"I can't believe your a Puck head"
"well thats what i get for losing in a game of Hockey"

by Ijustkilledyourmumspiano November 15, 2009

Hockey

The biggest waste of time. It's extremely boring to watch and people fight for the stupidest reasons

Hey bro, wanna go watch some hockey?

Nah, I've got some weed I'd rather smoke.

by HockeySux March 3, 2011

HOCKEY?!

A suprised remark used against one speaking of the sport.

Halo Player: no I don't like football.
Adam: what do sports do you like then?
Halo Player: hockey, it's a real man's sport.
*dramatic pause*
Adam: HOCKEY?!
JC: HOCKEY?!
Josh: HOCKEY?!

by Adam, JC, Josh May 2, 2006

Hockey

A sport not as difficult or as cool as figure skating. Players of this sport generally smell like cat piss because they refuse to wear deodorant or to wash their equipment.

If figure skating were easy, it'd be called hockey.

by alexkv December 9, 2008

Hockey

A sport overly obsesed by canadians where 2 teams hit a urinal tablet to a net and then fight sloppily on a slipperry surface. (not as good as it sounds it's ALL MEN)

P.S I'm Canadian

Canadian: OH did U See teh hockey game EHHH???

American: Oh you mean boxing on ice?

by Pauly Jenkins October 4, 2011