whispering ass

Those small, airy farts that you get in the middle of the day.

"Mark, do you have whispering ass right now too?" "Yeah Jerry, it's poppin' off."

by Whispering Ass November 21, 2016

Bitch Whisperer

A person who could calm down a bitch...

Rick: I'm glad that John came to calm down Janessa. John is a bitch whisperer.

by Anthony Jonas February 1, 2016

Clueless Whisper

The act of speaking softly on the phone, so that your coworkers don't find out you're an idiot.

Time can never mend, the clueless whispers to my senior tier friends.

by GenPurposes March 4, 2019

Dick Whisperer

A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.

Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.

by Francine Cooper, JMV July 10, 2018

satan's whispers

Farts. Especially those really sulphury egg-fueled ones.

Incessant tickling is the way to summon Satan's whispers.

by dtcb4me June 23, 2017

The God Whisperers

The internet radio sensation that is singlehandedly responsible for the 21st century renaissance of the theater organ. Ostensibly as a way to kill time due to lack of preparedness, the playing of their studio instrument, dubbed the Mighty cWirliTzer, has become a staple in the weekly broadcast but not without controversy. As a result of this excitedly raucous musical treat, their podcast has been banned in China and most of the continent of Africa.

Justin Timberlake has nothin' on the God Whisperers. Anybody can bring sexy back- it takes a certain skill to bring back the theater organ.

by Sir Rusty Shackleford XVI August 23, 2011

whisper yell

a tactic employed when you need to reprimand someone or just generally emphasize a point, but the situation calls for quiet; a stern, angry whisper.

johnny: dude, my girlfriend and i got in a fight at the library today. it was a whisper yelling marathon.

jane: man, your throat must not be killing you.

by flybyzephyr July 27, 2008