Vermont

one of the top 10 most expensive states to live in, Vermont is not "nice" as people would say, Its very nosey, snobby, and pretentious. The living wages are awful, job market is a joke, weather is terrible, and it's boring as piss. population consists mostly of preppy kids with loaded parents trying to get out, and heroin/pill dealers trying to stay and take advantage. Any town that doesnt cost you a literal fotune to live in, will be a complete falling apart dump, and that is most of them. The best thing about Vermont is snow and maple syrup, and real maple syrup sucks. Truely only a place worth visiting.

"hey man, wanna visit Vermont?"
"yeah, but only because I'm loaded and love snowboarding."

by iehfi June 2, 2016

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A fucking shithole of drug-addicts and morons. Let's live in a frozen tundra of retards who's main industry is maple syrup trees and re-selling pot from Canada. Ever meet a fuckin hot girl in Vermont? Good luck finding pussy up there, it's probably tainted with pale, hairy cunts and the semi-decent chicks are complete wastes and bitches from being hit on by every stoner loser. Gotta love high taxes, nothing to do, freezing your ass off, no employment opportunities and a socialism of fake niceness. FUCK VERMONT

Vermonter: A fucking idiot.

by Retarded Vermonters January 17, 2007

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Vermont Welcome Center

1. Open a bottle of syrup and insert it into the anus or vagina of a sleeping person.

2. Jump on the bottle.

Malcolm owed me twenty bucks, but he was broke. I took him to the Vermont Welcome Center, and he hasn't asked for money since.

by wakarimasu October 4, 2008

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A state that can be good for some people and bad for others. For me it sucks, i hav lived here pretty much my whole childhood and it seems incomplete i think hunting, fishing, and skiing are boring as shit, maple syrup sucks, the only thing it got goin is cabot cheese and ben and jerrys (even tho its not locally owned anymore and was bought out by some bigass company) o ya and i like snomobiling, but other than that vt is filled with rednecks, hippies, wannabe gangstas and barely any hot chicks, i live out in the fucking woods in the middle of nowhere and if, tomoro, my parents said we were moving to an urban area, i would go berserk for the thought of having a night life...

Vermont sucks unless ur a redneck...

by Footballkid002 June 29, 2009

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Down to Earth, a land where you can get lost in the woods and not feel scared.

Cell phone service is very hit or miss.

Hunting is a way of life for most.

Cannabis is very prevalent, why not I say.

Home to one of the finest micro-breweries, Long Trail.
Many Vermonters are rabid alcoholics, guzzling BudLight, PBR, and micro-brews by the barrel... and hard liquor, lots and lots of hard liquor.
Home to the finest american cheese factory, Cabot.

The people that say there is nothing to do obviously hate the outdoors and can't stand the thought of there not being a club or mall.

Vermont, to me, is a misunderstood State.

Flatlander from NJ: The leaves are so pretty up here.
Vermonter: don't you guys have trees in The Garbage State?
Flatlander from NJ: Not sure. How does my tan look with the leaves in the background?
Vermonter: Somewhere between the color of a pumpkin and a carrot.

Saying: Im a Vermonta and I do what I wanta!

Optimist saying: If you stand on that stump over there you can get 2-bars of cell signal.

Wife: hey look, another car off the road, weather is bad today.
Husband: if the fucking flatlanders could learn to fucking drive they wouldn't be in the ditch
Wife: agreed

by drow_in_wasteland September 10, 2014

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