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lead vagina

A feeling that many girls get when they are on their period. It feels like your vagina is made out of lead and is so heavy that it is being weighed down which results in you feeling like you have to sit with your vagina as low to the ground as possible. It is extremely uncomfortable.
Hol: "Crap guys, I think I just started my period."

Mar: "Oh no girl! That sucks!"

Autumn: "Besta hope you don't get that lead vagina"
by mebby August 3, 2012
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Vaginacologist

Someone who believes themselves well studied in the non-scientific study of vaginacology, typically by virtue of having seen so many vaginas.
I've seen so many pussies I'm a freakin' vaginacologist.
by ReverendBob June 10, 2009
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Pudding Vagina

The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.
-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"
by Dickie Carmichael September 22, 2011
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vagina

1. the reason life exists

2. a source of addiction for even the most tough minded men

3. a tool used by women to control men and force them to submit to their insane demands

4. the only place a penis truly feels at home

5. the only thing that makes life worth living
Offspring are the involuntary bi-product of man's insatiable appetite for the vagina.
by muffdiver1000 August 20, 2009
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vagina cop

A girl who protects her friends from making bad decisions with guys. A type of female cock block.
by G diggity January 29, 2009
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retractable vagina

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.
DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!
by meeeehellluhhh February 24, 2009
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vaginal retention plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.
Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I kept my ex on the Vaginal Retention Plan.
by kyssable1 January 11, 2009
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