expensive urine

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.

Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...

by YAWA February 2, 2019

urine triangulation

the night time practice of locating the acceptable piss receptacle by listening to the sounds of urine hitting unacceptable objects like carpet, toilet paper rolls, or cats.

Haans easily got 15-20% of his piss in the toilet by using simple urine triangulation.

by scottoff August 20, 2007

urine splitter

Wake up with half chub, need to pee, too much pressure, short curly in pee hole blocking the exit

I missed first hour due to my dirty urine splitter I left in my girlfriends parents master bathroom.

by Crafties June 29, 2018

Urinal jack

The act of masturbating or rubbing/cranking one out at the urinal.

It was a busy day at work, luckily I had enough time for a ole urinal jack!!!

by Steve and doug October 2, 2019

Urine Bidet

When a women straddles the toilet taking an enormous hot log while her gentleman friend urinates powerfully into her asshole removing any remaining fecal matter, like a bidet toilet.

My girlfriend indulged in an huge smothered green chile burrito and I had to give her a urine bidet to clean that nasty stank out.

by Anal Exploder May 7, 2010

Urine Therapy

Peeing on a chick's Face for amusement

R. Kelly dished out some impressive Urine Therapy on that video

by William2569 March 13, 2008

urinal mint

One of those pink urinal deodouriser cakes found at the bottoms of many types of urinals.

Rick, please don't eat the urinal mints!!! I hear that they taste horrible!!!

by Telephony November 29, 2010