Urgent 2k

This is one of the most common sentence or format used by Naija ladies or babes to manipulate guys emotionally into sending them money as they can't ask at home so a boyfriend is there most preferred source of income. They don't even wanna know if the dude got something going on in his life everything should be about them, they could collect this urgent 2k from ten different dudes depending on how many dudes fell for it mostly Simps

Babe please my gas just finished can you send me (urgent)2k I love you 🤥

Babe I'm on my period I won't be able to come can you send me (urgent 2k) to get some sanitary pad🤥

by LittleBunny🐰 September 30, 2022

Ürfëńšńïëłfëńbürbûr

Fuck but meaner. Pronunciation is entirely up to reader.

Ürfëńšńïëłfëńbürbûr!

by Ürfëńšńïëłfëńbürbûr November 2, 2022

Urgency

To get something done as soon as you’re asked

Dominique asked for Lexi to put riser signs in kitchen with a sense of urgency

by LexiBruce November 9, 2022

umreen

a very very VERYYYYYY SMALL person.

Person 1: wow is that an umreen?

Person 2: i can’t tell it’s too small

by pickle786 July 5, 2023

Urgent Care

A local clinic guilty of false advertising that claims to provide health care "urgently." The keyword "Urgent" is merely included to dissuade patients away from hospitals.

"I gotta run up to Urgent Care, be back in a few hours."

"Urgent Care? More like Eventual Care."

"Ryan went to Urgent Care, we have plenty of time to see a movie."

by Ryan Kulp May 31, 2023

urgent-weather friend

When you’re so desperate for friends that you must platonically befriend your ex once again after breaking up.

Sam has an urgent-weather friend, their ex just so happens to have been hanging out with them for MONTHS after their messy breakup!

by jeauseph July 21, 2024

Urengenis

When you can’t even and you don’t know what even

“I’m devastated by so many things that I can’t identify why I’m devastated. So urengenis.”

by Jazzie0219 October 28, 2023