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Miranda - Does anyone know the proper name for the hole in the front of guys underwear?

Rob - underwear vagina.
by BeefcakeChan January 3, 2014
mugGet the underwear vaginamug.

Gods Underwear

Were you were no underwear (panties, Boxers)
"Omg did u hear someone pulled this guys pants down and he was wearing gods underwear "
by Sug@r January 28, 2016
mugGet the Gods Underwearmug.

Schrodinger's Underwear

Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,

"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;

once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;

so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"

The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.

Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.

When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.

The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
mugGet the Schrodinger's Underwearmug.

Hanes Underwear

Dude me and the lads were vibin to Hanes Underwear yesterday.
by BigBlekBoy December 4, 2019
mugGet the Hanes Underwearmug.

underwear selfie

Can u send an underwear selfie

Yes i can im proude of My bodie
by Yehaman April 4, 2016
mugGet the underwear selfiemug.

Velcro underwear

When your pubes stick to your underwear and when you pull down your pants it pulls your pubes and can make the rip sound
Skeeter: hot damn shit
Jb: what happened
Skeeter : had a damn case of velcro underwear

Jb:ouch that sucks
by Lynyrd4skynyrd October 22, 2019
mugGet the Velcro underwearmug.

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