Noun. A really, really furry vagina, that it resembles a wookie coming out a. Happens when a woman does not shave her nether regions in years. The hair starts in the belly button and ends in the asshole. Usually resulting in only handjobs and blowjobs.
by BioShocker2 May 10, 2014
Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;
once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;
so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"
The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.
Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.
When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
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by Sug@r November 22, 2015
That painful feeling that occurs on the legs due to wearing underwear. When the bottom of the underpants squeezes a section of the leg, an uncomfortable sensation develops and stays long after the underwear is adjusted and/or removed. Ice helps, but the process can be painful itself, and it takes time and patience.
The sole reason this author hates underwear
The sole reason this author hates underwear
by ManMan36 April 14, 2016
The martial art of making your underwear last longer. It typically starts with front-to-back, then back-to-front, then inside out, then front-to-back. The process repeats day by day.
by ThatGuyywithWords April 25, 2016
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