twitteration

the feeling you get when a friend you've been following on Twitter finally follows you back.

I felt an intense twitteration when I saw @PamelaDAnderson finally show up on my Twitter followers list.

by jvince_la December 5, 2010

Twitter

useless

Person 1: "Hey, man, I was on Twitter last night, and-"
Person 2: "Twitter?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Dude, I don't think we can be friends anymore."

by edasenaz May 15, 2010

Twitter

Simple a place to legally stalk people

I'm stalking this girl on Twitter said the peadophile

by melman February 9, 2013

Twitter

A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.

I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
-Steve

Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.

by Quazimodo tre tousand May 29, 2009

Twitter

The gap between a womans TWAT and SHITTER. The female equivelent of the BARSE. NO MANS LAND.

I licked her TWITTER.

by Edddiee P February 18, 2009

Twitter

A social networking site in which you 'follow' people to see what they're doing. In simple terms, a site on which you stalk people to know what they're doing every moment of their lives.

Girl: Robert Pattinson is in Italy at the moment.
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl: Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh.

by ilyrpattz June 2, 2009

Twitter

A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.

Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009