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Real.True.Tuning.

The act of purchasing and installing aftermarket Japanese domestically produced racing products (tuning goods) for the sole purpose of decoration on an import vehicle. One involved in Real.True.Tuning. is only concerned with projecting (see poseur) the image they use their modified car for what it was engineered for – Circuit racing, Time Attack, HPDE, etc. All the while maxing out credit cards in order to pay for low production, high cost, circuit oriented racing parts from various credited racing “boutiques” or companies (ex. ARC, Spoon Sports, Mugen, Volk Racing, etc) found in Japan.

Real. True. Tuning. can be seen at various static display type events but never at a racing circuit. Areas like a large parking lot, convention center, or parking garage are ideal conditions for Real.True.Tuning.
"Wow I just went to the Nissei car show and saw a sweet S2k covered with boutique tuning goods. It had Spoon fashion bars, CWest appearance spoiler, ARC dress up engine plates, and one of those awesome J's Racing sounds tubes. Thats some sick Real.True.Tuning."
by The Circuit Mark June 19, 2008
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Tankietank

A Tankietank is a rare species of Shower Goblin that enters your bathroom through the toilet. You cannot prepare for this intrusion as you may be in the shower, brushing your teeth or simply in the room next door. You never know when he is going to bubble his way up to the surface. If you suspect you have a Tankietank stalking you look out for the signs of puddles the size of flippers in the places that you have recently been. If you encounter this creature it will most likely be wearing a Snorkel, Flippers, Goggles and have a Mixmaster on its back.

DO NOT: Make any sudden movements.
DO NOT: Attempt to get him back in the toilet - This will anger the creature and provoke an attack.
Jill: *in the shower*
-*gurgling sounds*
Jill:*HOLY SH*T WHAT THE F*CK AHH*
Jill:*gets dragged down toilet by the Tankietank*
by Milkmaster123 August 14, 2010
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Political changes in Egypt and other Arab nations following the collapse of the Tunisian government could be attributed to the Tunisian Tsunami Effect sweeping the Middle East.
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Tunisia Salad

When you know its safe to eat somebodys ass due to the fact that they've had nothing to eat for acouple of days.
Damn girl you're looking hella skinny, how about I pay you $2 for a Tunisia Salad.
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Muff Tanking

Keeping muffs in check on a day to day basis.
Cow is the best at Muff Tanking Mikosuke.
by Mikosuke January 20, 2011
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Trunkin

Trunkin is when you send someone a drunk text. One you don't remember even texting because you are so intoxicated. The serial trunker checks their phone the next day in a panic, not knowing who or what they have text. When someone admits they have a serious trunkin problem, they will delete the text after they have sent it so when they wake up in the morning they don't know it even existed.
The girl had such a trunkin problem, she had to go to rehab. "Hi, I'm Jane and I have a trunkin problem."

Damn dawg, my ex keeps trunkin me in the middle of da night.
by Sturt Honeybadgers October 16, 2011
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Tuckign

New swear word. You can use it like “woah WTF IS THAT IT” or “TUCKIGN ISABELLA THAT DIPSHIT” yk. It originated on Neptune. In other words. It’s another word for “FUCKING”
TUCKIGN READ THE TOP PART
by Sketcherkids444 August 4, 2021
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