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Trumpet

Stupid, racist, homophobic bigots that stand behind Donald Trump and everything he believes in. (white people)
KKK MEMBER: I'm a trumpet
AJ CONNOR: ...shameful
by BJ Bonnor December 9, 2015
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Trumpet

Dang, that lil trumpet looks good!
by GodheadTurntech October 28, 2015
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Trumpet

A person that supports Donald Trump (aka the devil, saitan, and the fat mental wall-obsessed hair-transplanted idiot) and voted for him
YOU TRUMPET!!! YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP!!! THAT IS THE WORST MISTAKE ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD COULD DO IN THEIR LIFE!!! Not to say I diddn't vote for Trump.... BUT YOU DID!!! I would roast you right now but you inherited his fatness and won't fit in the oven anymore...
by NOAVIER April 20, 2018
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Trumpeting

To tweet angrily about politics, like Donald Trump.
Oh, hey look. The President is trumpeting again.
by Show Bobs December 6, 2017
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Trumpet

An instrument for the fails. Not as bad as clarinet but not as spazztasticly awesome as the saxophone. Trumpets are either horrid or awesome. No in between. Always get melody and always screw it up
Trumpets are horrible. Do not play the trumpet
by BabyJazmine February 1, 2010
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trumpeting

When a bald, old man perversely propositions someone younger than him, usually male, to engage in sexual musical acts.
"Bruv, that Toni tried trumpeting on me again last night!"

"Yeh stay well away from him, he's proper sketchy"
by Barry-Scott October 16, 2013
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Trumpet

A brass instrument that is only played by either complete douchebags who think they have a huge musical talent or talentless people who just want to be in band. The douchebags only wear Abercrombie shirts and gay shorts, and walk the halls singing double octave scales thinking everybody likes them.
"The trumpet is the most important instrument in the band!"
"No, it's just the gayest."
by pezbrain July 1, 2009
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