Get the truman mug.The real haunted houses of Salt Lake Truman got to live at were altered in such a way as to entertain him, while he lived there, so that he would interact with said entertainments/alterations on a daily basis.
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
• This includes light bulbs that created and cast slowing changing shadows that formed things so that he would then think about or rate on scale it's quality, moving walls, alpabet-soup carpet, that struggled to spell anything correctly, talking drains (while the water was actually running), and cracks and seems that would expand and contract, especially around doorways or windows) Showers that had liquid and air jets in the cracks of the tile or whatnot, that would spray shit on him right after he got done cleaning that part of himself, ceilings that were artfully spackled into the same sceen of a town that can be found in the front room TV's screensaver, to technology that can make you see things that drop your jar so hard it dislocates. Toilets that rise and fall up and down, toilet seats that changed shape while you sat on it causing you to almost ungracefully fall into the bowl splashing water all over the what-not, like the barbarshop chair with even a foot pedal to activate underneath the lenolium.
Example: Furnished with a variety of awesome beds that will vibrate you to... to death! like the mani-pedi spa vibrating)massage chair, yeah, that good, in fact, it's doing it right now, vvvvvfffnbbbb. It wants me to what, undress me?!?
by 'Gossips with Wind' September 21, 2022
Get the Truman mug.by Titch.- March 24, 2021
Get the Truman mug.When your entirely life has been secretly filmed and broadcast to the world as a popular television show without your knowledge.
by Garfelck March 29, 2021
Get the Truman Show mug.As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison or reference involving Donald Trump grows more and more likely.
Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.
Originally coined by Truman of the Return 2 Reason podcast.
Truman's law says that it is inevitable Trump's name will be mentioned if a meeting goes longer than 90 minutes, no matter the topic of the meeting.
by DrKarlynB April 18, 2021
Get the Truman's Law mug.The state where someone believes the world they live in is not real, but rather a TV show and that everyone are actors, similar to the comedy/sci-fi movie The Truman Show.
The Truman Show is a movie where Truman, an insurance salesman is oblivious of the fact that his entire life is a TV show and his family members are mere actors. As the truth slowly uncovers itself, he decides to escape his "fake world".
The Truman Show is a movie where Truman, an insurance salesman is oblivious of the fact that his entire life is a TV show and his family members are mere actors. As the truth slowly uncovers itself, he decides to escape his "fake world".
by Hailiqou September 14, 2024
Get the Trumanism mug.by joegarrwords January 24, 2025
Get the Trumaned mug.