Muffin topping

When someone takes a top of a muffin, places it Over top of a ass whole and the person farts the muffin top into the others mouth.

Yo me and Sam went muffin topping together last week, had a godly time.

by Top muffin topper December 3, 2019

spot topping

blow job given by a basking shark

the green bean giant gets a spot topping from that basking shark

by resolvedclock June 19, 2021

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Q-Topping

Having intercourse with your 1st cousin.

Q-Top loves Q-Topping

by LetIanCook May 6, 2024

Q-Topping

To have sex with your first cousin while using the Bible as justification.

He’s been Q-Topping recently: found out he was screwing his cousin and got mad, so he showed me Bible verses that explicitly don’t mention cousins.

by CONiner May 6, 2024

sweet.little.topping

goofy ahh parfait cookie stan and cookie run content creator

person a: hey do you know sweet.little.topping
person b: who tf is that
person a: she's a cookie run content creator on tiktok
person b: oh yeah, I heard she is THE parfait cookie stan too

by parfaitcookiesupremacy June 8, 2022