Tom Brady

When someone shoots you in the balls and then you start shitting

hooobpbpbpbppbpbpbppbpbpb tom brady heheeee this.db = true;

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 31, 2024

tom brady handshake

When a girl puts on your 4 Superbowl rings and gives you a hand job.

Me: So what happened with that girl last night?
Joe Montana: Not much, I just got a Tom Brady handshake.

by MattyM1 September 23, 2015

Tom Brady that shit

When you hurl a grenade across the map in hopes for a random kill. Most often used in Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

Dude I fucking Tom Brady that shit and got two kills.

by UpstageTim January 22, 2010

tom brady kiss

a kiss on the mouth, often done by your own children to show you "mean it".

Give your daddy a Tom Brady Kiss!

by marblecakealsothegame13 February 8, 2020

Tom Brady Tuck Rule

1. Incident made famous in the 2001 AFC Championship game in which Tom Brady appeared to fumble the ball, but the play was reversed when the officials reviewed the play and enacted the "Tuck Rule": "If a QB loses the ball before he has tucked it firmly into his body, even if his intention no longer is to throw it, the play is an incomplete pass." The Patriots went on to become Super Bowl Champions.

2. When, during an act of masturbation, unexpectedly walks in and the male perpetrator must swiftly and handily tuck their genitals in between their legs.

1. Kyle Boller was prepared to face his 5th fumble of the game when the officials mercifully enacted the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

2. Steve's comfortable day alone in the house ended in horror when his little sister came home early and into his room, forcing a quick, desperate enactment of the Tom Brady Tuck Rule.

by Edwin December 5, 2005

Tom Brady gay

A man who enjoys giving mouth pleasure.

Your Tom Brady gay dude.

by Stanley McGumtion May 27, 2018

Tom Brady Syndrome

When an superstar athlete refuses to retire and let the new generation have their time

Tom brady has tom brady syndrome lol

by Gdgiles March 18, 2022