Toledo Ice Storm

When you are running late to work because you were caught up trying to scrub all the dried cum off your titties.
Sorry Sarah! I’ll be there soon. I got caught up in a Toledo Ice Storm
by ItsKevinTurds February 09, 2019
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Toledo Credit Card

He used a Toledo Credit Card to get free beer.
by PC99 July 01, 2011
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Toledo Hammer Drop

A Toledo Hammer Drop is when you are virtually being shit on at your job, which ends being a quandary because you don't enjoy it, but you get paid to tolerate it
by Moosushi July 15, 2010
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Toledo Depth Charge

A show of disapproval wherein the standing recipient of fellatio places both hands on his hips and vomits in great cascades over the head of his kneeling partner.
Being a lazy, unenlightened misogynist, I quickly got tired of yelling about the bad blowjob and just dropped a toledo depth charge.
by the cheap ironist October 29, 2003
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Toledo Shoe-shine

The act of smearing shit on the inside top of a shoe or sandal.
Hey, what's that brown stuff on the top of your foot?
Oh, I got a Toledo Shoe-shine today.
by T-rav7 February 04, 2010
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Toledo Knee buster

When a person jumps off the Carlson library stairs and ends up tearing their ACL. Bonus points for convincing other people that is happened during basketball
Kyle just did a Toledo knee buster, and he told everyone that he even got fuckin bonus points!
by kg10 January 20, 2011
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toledo tossed salad

A pile of garbage ejected from a moving car; usually fragmentary remains of fast food, beverages and other food waste. Always on the street, these excitingly random finds litter the ghetto, and threaten to overtake civilization (or something).
What a mess... fucking toledo tossed salad...
by hwcdesign October 22, 2014
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