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Cock juggling thunder cunt

An explosive cunt of epic proportions who indulges is throwing many penis' around his/her person.

Made famous by Ryan Reynolds in Blade Trinity.
Look at that cock juggling thunder cunt over there.

Omg you a right cock juggling thunder cunt.

I smashed that cock juggling thunder cunt's back doors in.
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ball juggling thunder cunt

It is simply the greatest come back known to man. Can be used at any time, in any argument .
You sir are in fact a Ball Juggling Thunder Cunt, point blank, plain and simple, that's all there is to it.
by SrSlothsAlot July 18, 2014
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Cum gusling thunder cunt

A fucking bitch and it is pretty self explanatory
John ur a cum gusling thunder cunt
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cock guzzling thunder cunt

A huge bitch but has an amazing vag and gives great head and can deep throat like all hell.
RL:Dude she is such a cock guzzling thunder cunt.
CW:oh really? i think i might have to hook up with that
by hvyrokr11 January 27, 2009
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Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt

An idiotic, immature, egotistical git who likes to backstab her "best-friend". She also likes to have sexual intercourse with boys who are missing teeth. Then, she likes to run her mouth and talk complete nonsence when she knows that the person she's talking about could whoop her ass.
Ex.

The "best-friend": Wow. My best friend, who isn't even friends with my boyfriend, tried to ruin our relationship by telling him that I was going to cheat on him, when she knew for a face that I'd never do that.

Another friend: What a Toothless Banging Thunder Cunt.
by cahoonie b February 14, 2009
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cum guzzling thunder cunt

A narly snarly skunk smelling skunt/cum fueled/quieff smelling/greasy/repulsive/cum dumpster/disease ridden/2bit prick son of a bitch.
"Kachina is a fucking cum guzzling thunder cunt. i would kill her in her sleep"

"Mallory"now this bitch is the biggest cum guzzling thunder cunt i have ever meet she can die in a hole"

"Have you seen the new school slut? Oh yeah Derick that cum guzzling thunder cunt, I'm gonna scalp that mother fucker!"
by cumguzzlingthundercunt666 October 2, 2013
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