Throne Sausage

You figure it out.

Man, I left a throne sausage so big my asshole is bleeding.

by StUmP October 5, 2003

Game of thrones

The show that no matter what character you like they will be sure to die.

Guy 1: Yeah you hear about how ... In game of thrones died
Guy 2: dude everybody dies get used to it

by Dat boi pk March 11, 2019

groan throne

The official seat for making dramatic sounds as you excrete, i.e. toilet.

What is that noise, is someone dying in there?! It's okay, Fred's just on the groan throne.

by HeavenOnEarth July 6, 2016

Duke-throne

A toilet

Susan couldn’t wait to sit her ass down on her new duke-throne

by Lickaningi April 22, 2018

Dress the Throne

Using specific lengths of toilet paper to lay on the toilet seat, so as to keep your naked butt from contacting the germ-ridden and disgusting, bare toilet seat.

I have to dress the throne before I sit down and shit because I don’t want dirty butt-cheeks.

I was dressing the throne thoroughly because the toilet seat had pee and shit stains all over it.

by Seuodikno September 16, 2019

Throne Of Lies

A term that is not looked up often, Throne of Lies, similar to Town Of Salem this is a social deduction game (see Town of Salem. In 2017 or 2016 the creators of the game started to panic that they were loosing players and started to put so much new shit out of their asses that they scared their player's shit out of their asses and forced them to go to that filthy game called Town Of Salem. The game takes place in a courtroom with a King and 15 or fewer other players around that king.

TLDR= Great Game, no players.

Also, the community is most 30-year-olds with no lives in their mother's basements but then again, Town Of Salem is basically all 10-year-olds wanting to say the n-word without getting clapped by parents :/

Son= S
Mother=M

M= "Hey S what are you doing? Are you playing Fortnite?"
S= "No M! I'm playing an educational game called Throne Of Lies! We learn things in history!"
M= "Oh ok, play as long as you want then!"

S proceeds to slaughter everyone with a Sorc bomb
S (in-game)= "GGWP easy clap you fucking BD sheep! No wonder they removed priest, without it BD is fucking trash!"

by ThatHurt November 5, 2019

throne fury

The act of sitting on the toilet after being woken up thanks to poop sweats, trying to take a dump that's way more fart than poop. This can go on anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours causing said pooper to get furious while echoing a fury of farts when he/she just wants to be done so they can go back to bed!

He was so tired this morning after having throne fury for over an hour last night!

by KiLZiL December 14, 2017