Wet Wipe Willy

Slang used to expound on "shitting" on a competitor
Created by Nicki Minaj in the "Nictionary"

I'm clearly wet wipe willy...hoe!!!

by mz.denise August 17, 2010

wet your willie

its where you suck your own genitals

that guy totally just wet his own willie

did you wet your willie?

by jemal jackson April 23, 2008

willy-wet

to insert ones finger into their own ear and then place finger in an unsuspecting victim's mouth. opposite of wet-willy.

i heard the scream "WIlly-Wet," as i tasted mike's wax.

by Billy t. March 12, 2008

willy wet

Its when you stick your finger in your ear, and then putting the same finger in another person's mouth.

The opposite of wet willy.

You think a wet willy is bad? You're about to experience a willy wet.

by Evytyn again October 27, 2008

willy wet suit

condom. like wetsuits for your willy

"hey baby i'm gonna put a willy wet suit on cos i don't want your venerial diseases, ok?"

by bad mofo April 16, 2005

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011

Prison wet willy

Penetration, prison style

Ayo, what are you doing after work? You want a prison wet Willy?

by Big Papacito90 May 28, 2021