Flippy the tortoise

a cute little tortoise with the smarts of 10000000000000000000000 people she will take over your brain

omg, look at the tortoise!
oh that's flippy the tortoise don't make her mad or shell kill u

by kam the ham August 29, 2022

Giant Land Tortoise

1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.

"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"

by TheUrbanNinja January 01, 2011

Inverted tortoise

Where you align your anal cavities and fart into each others ass holes simultaneously

Hey Jeremy, Want to run an inverted tortoise later?

by Robertbuttsworthy March 20, 2023