Stu Hamm

A bass virtuoso. Plays bass for Joe Satriani, and also has a solo career. Proficient in pick style, fingerstyle, slap style, and tapping, he is comparable in talent to Satch himself.

"I just saw the G3 show, and Stu Hamm was playing as insane as Satch!"

by Deathw1sh October 30, 2004

Stu-Pidasso

Stu-Pidasso; A stupid asshole

As Mitch is drinking the last beer and never buys.
Andy; Hey Stu-Pidasso go get some beer.

by Candyman May 14, 2004

stu bast

Short for stupid bastard

Tom: isn’t 9+10=21?

Dan: no 19 you stu bast

by Vcnsy February 9, 2023

stu fringe

When your fringe has too much product in it or sweat, and becomes seperated..

'' OMG shame, that girl has stu fringe!''

''Hey, do you know you've got a stu fringe???''

by Rat-gal June 14, 2009

Stu Ball

An English Bloke. One with a large rugby type build and a perma-smile.

Someone who recieves stickers of little stewie griffin and puts them on their desk in remembrance of thier undercover lover.

Oh, Hey Stu. Who's a good little Stu ball? Your're a good little stu ball.

Oh that's so cute, how about i throw a fuckin dart in your neck.

by FDaddy September 1, 2009

stu beast

A small hairy growth that plays world of warcraft and rejects women

jerry: is that a stu beast sitting there?
billy: yup....unfortunately
jerry: kill it then?

by fuck_ma_arse_ah April 26, 2009

Stu Jackson

The NBA's Senior Vice President of Player Operations. Known for being a fuckin retard, who thinks committing a hard foul on a big man on a fast break is a worse offense than grabbing another man's nutsack from behind during a game. Name is usually followed by the words "is an idiot".

Wedgie Evans: $10,000 fine

Jerry Stackhouse: 1 game suspension during the NBA Finals

Stu Jackson: idiot

by J-Smoove June 18, 2006