Schmucking around

goofing off, wasting time

Stop schmucking around! There's work to do!

by N Wilgus August 27, 2008

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck. derr!

"that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"damn straight!"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008

Shush you schmuck

An example of Niko and Chunkz telling people to be quiet for waffling

Niko ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

schmuckness per pound

A ratio used to measure the degree that someone is a schmuck, based on the amount which they weigh. Useful for comparing two or more schmucks.

"Justin Timberlake and Rush Limbaugh are both schmucks, but Justin Timberlake beats him in schmuckness per pound."

by The Fly February 09, 2004

Shush you schmuck

The act of Niko and Chunkz who will talk to people and say they are schmucks for waffling too much

Niko ‘how are you doing’
Man ‘fine th.…’
Chunkz ‘shush you schmuck’

by Callum A November 30, 2019

G-Town Schmucks

Possibly the worst ever rap group from the DMV. My late grandmother tragically passed away from a brain aneurism while listening to the “Nard Mitzvah” EP. May her soul rest in peace.

Holy shit dude the G-town schmucks new album goes crazy.

What?? I’d rather fuck a cheese grater than listen to them again.

by Joe frm da G August 17, 2023

schmuck mitten

a mitten for your schmuck.
derr!

oh, and smitten is also short for a schmuck mitten.

"jesus christ, that britney is such a schmuck mitten."
"i know, right??"

by schmuckmittennnn February 24, 2008