kelis hawkins

a super rare donut giraffe that is very tall and addicted to memes

laquesha: HIPPITY HOPITTY, GET OFF MY PROPERTY
karen: girl stop talking memes you are 13 and 6"1
laquesha: yeah im pulling a kelis hawkins

by GIRRAFE THE DONUT June 27, 2019

Hawkins

A good and loyal friend. Truly one of of a kind that if you're lucky enough to meet in your lifetime you pray you'll meet him again in the next. They are smart, funny kind, considerate, creative, and downright fabulous. They usually have luscious hair along with quite a fancy mustache and handsome to boot. It's a friendship you never want to lose. if you do cross him in anyway it is the biggest mistake in your life. Just being around him feels warm and welcoming because he glows from the inside out. You've never had a joyous friendship until you've met Hawkins.

Finally Hawkins is here! Now I know things will get better today.

by Thatspookywater December 13, 2021

david hawkins

Superior/Attractive Alpha Male

That guy is a real David Hawkins

by DreadUK August 21, 2017

Hawkin

Hawkin meaning is being a loser and having friends or family

Hawkin u are a loner

by mrdavage3 July 30, 2022

Dylan Hawkins

A dance that guys invite the girls too. It should happen on May 15, which is 6 months after Sadie Hawkins's day on November 15.

I'm excited to invite my best friend to the Dylan Hawkins dance!

by LukeyBearUD January 19, 2023

Pulling a Hawkins

A Hawkins is a type of player who has a really long game. Pulling a Hawkins is when a friend leaves your life to do something important and then reappears via social media many years later when he is getting divorced. Then he talks to you until he gets married again, then he ignores you and then shows up again when he is getting divorced again. Someone who does this is pulling a Hawkins.

For example, I can't believe that he is pulling a Hawkins on me again. He went to Iraq after 911 and didn't talk to me for 12 years and then one day he just showed up on my Facebook. Then that time he just talked to me until he met another wife. Now he invites me to his wedding. That player has a really long game.

by HqKoid7035 June 22, 2020

jon hawkins

A badass mother fucker

Dont mess with jon Hawkins he's a badass mother fucker

by Bigjon762 February 8, 2022