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arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts
You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.
by Cuntrycunt March 4, 2017
mugGet the arse germmug.

Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.
Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.
by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009
mugGet the Germ Donormug.

forever germs

Germs coming from human feces, snot , and puke.
Keep your forever germs away from me.
by Crazy_asian01 June 7, 2016
mugGet the forever germsmug.

GERM

A norwegian squad name, best suiting for a 4-man gang with members having first names starting with G, E, R or M.
Person1: Oh, look! GERM is coming!
Person2: Yes, Gabríl, Erûk, Raynîr and Mërton make quite a gang. They are probably norwegian.
by fagermsquad123 April 17, 2017
mugGet the GERMmug.

germ sauna

An indoor gathering without face masks
Dude, this Q sux, but no way am I going to that germ sauna meeting
by V_SD May 13, 2020
mugGet the germ saunamug.

The Germ Effect

When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"
Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.
by Chubby Ruxpin September 8, 2011
mugGet the The Germ Effectmug.

Germ-xtra

When someone has an excessive response to surrounding illnesses
Shane was so germ-xtra when Caroline started coughing.
by Brazzlefrazzle November 2, 2017
mugGet the Germ-xtramug.

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