Dollar Store Dracula

Your best friend that has no emotion whatsoever and is pale as casper the ghost lol.

Shelby: Brian is such a Dollar Store Dracula

by The_Bunny_ November 01, 2022

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Open Dracula's coffin

An act involving a protracted creaking noise, accompanied by an ungodly stench.

by Chechevitsa November 09, 2003

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Dracula's packed lunch

A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day.

by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006

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Opening Dracula's Coffin

Another word for farting.

Pesron A - 'Yuk whats that smell?....God, it smells like someone has just opened dracula's coffin!'

Person B - Yeah sorry mate, it was me, I farted.

OR

Person A- 'Uh oh guys I'm opening dracula's coffin!'

by Jackmanflash February 07, 2012

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Sperm Count Dracula

Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.

Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.

by scut monkey August 08, 2009

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